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Hakuna matata

When a guy cums on you and you put it on your hand and wipe his cum across his forehead and say "hakuna matata" as you do it. Just like they did in lion king.
I hakuna matataed tommy last night and it was hilarious!
by Thefamily January 17, 2017
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Mataei

Pronounced "Ma-tay", it is a variation of the Tony Danza where instead of smacking your lover in the head and asking them "whos the boss?", you instead grab their neck and twist it hard to the point of execution and tell them to "say it.....saaaay it....saaaaaaaaaay it". Then you smack her in the head anyway!!

A shining example can be seen at the end of bloodsport where Van Damme subdues his opponent
I go that ho to say Mataei

I Mataeid that babe from last night

I am yet to Mataei my lover
by OilGig January 13, 2009
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Mata Matai Matan matador Mataya mata usi Matao matar mataia Matariki

akuna matata

oterwise known as "just relax and play with my unit"
by freaky deeky dutch March 5, 2003
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Matamata

THE BEST TOWN ON EARTH!!!!!
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Another word for AWESOME!!!!
DUDE! You've never been to Matamata!?
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DUDE! Her tits are so Matamata
by Nothsa Eyl October 31, 2011
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Hakuna Matata Motha Fucka

a ghetto way of getting someone's attention in a hallway. said first by a random black guy at middle creek high school. thought to be cool by kellie and brittany.
by Brittany April 16, 2005
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the matador

1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.
by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008
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Matala

An island off the coast of Greece (or around there). A Spanish word originally, it translates as 'to kill'. Can be used as a name. Whoever has this name is usually a hot-tempered idiot who has awesome fighting skills and no brain whatsoever. Will usually grow up to be a serial killer.
Girl: My last name is Matala.
Boy: *backs away*
Girl: What?
Boy: CONTROL YOUR TEMPER! FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE!
by Half-Demon-Cali March 19, 2009
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