Mash-acre

When a man or woman wants to do unforgiveable sexual acts to another member of the opposite sex.

Jim: WOW! She is hot!!!
Scott: I would hit that!
Jim: I would totally mash-acre that chit

by thejokeisyourface November 02, 2009

Letter Mashing

1: Randomly entering nonsensical letter into an online competitive word game, like "Word With Friends" in hopes of the game accepting it.

2: A good excuse for cheating.

*Plays "liripip"*

"Yes! It accepted it!"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!"

"I donno, I was just Letter Mashing....."

*Plays "xylopolist"*

"Hehe 120 points, he can't win now"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!?!"

"I Donno, I was just Letter Mashing"

"Sure dude, sure."

by Raynesta August 12, 2011

Bangers and Mash

A sexual act. The girl has a mouth full of mashed potatoes. The girl gives the guy a blow job..... with her mouth full of mashed potatoes.

Whoa, that girl got bangers and mash on that dude.

by TobiasF March 24, 2011

Mash Hood

1) To be a complete moron and fall for every scam.

2) A very stupid person

I can't believe I fell for such stupid scams. I'm such a Mash Hood!

by the guy that mash hood pissed off fr the last time December 11, 2006

mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed into a softer substance.
Reference to your brain on drugs.

Yo you fuck! I'll turn your brains into mashed potatoes!

by Beedub February 16, 2004

Mashed Potatoes

(Noun Form)

Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.)

Similar terms are...

“Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way.
“Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.

Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!

by Wonderland is a Mad, Mad Place February 15, 2010

Monster Mash

Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it

After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash

by Alex Smith March 26, 2005