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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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Marc

Marc is a name given to childeren whose parents thought the name "Mark" was too overrated.
"Yea I want to name my child Mark, but that sounds to plain. But I quirky for that so I'll name him Marc.
by Hasaf May 13, 2019
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Marc

Marc is a genuine prick of a guy. That’s it
by Canadianostrich27 November 23, 2021
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Marc

Fake man with a totally empty mind.
Such a bad day... Like those when you meet a Marc... You know
by lifehappens1234567 October 13, 2017
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marc

look its marc the 1trick zed player
by moi x2 June 11, 2021
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Marc

yo, that guy Marc is such a cow!
'' moo ! '' thats how you call Marc.
by veeanna.sausage December 22, 2019
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Marc

Marc is usually a boy with crusty dandruff hair and never washes it. But on the good side he’s a nice that’s it guy. But don’t date a Marc ever
Marc~hey in Marc

Lauren~ur hair be looking crusty and dust.

Marc~ I just gel it

Lauren~ is that dandrift
Marc~ uhhhhhh yeah

Lauren~ dandrift boy

Everyone~ dandrift boy
by Bri D12 January 22, 2021
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