Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.
by Shailushai December 22, 2023
Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
by Blackflys December 15, 2019
Doing something that seems highly intelligent, but is actually one of the worst things you could have possibly done.
"When the police were talking to my buddy Mike, he tried to prove his innocence by explaining exactly how he would have done the crime. He pulled the genius maneuver"
by The man in the bushes April 09, 2024
A maneuver utilized in the popular family game, Connect 4, that involves playing pieces in such a way that the winner is decided forcefully at the last available row to place pieces.
Aw man! You got me with the riggity-fondue maneuver again!
by Tommy432 October 06, 2023
by Ballsgaming123 December 06, 2024
To maneuver is to make carefully thought out moves on someone to make them interested in you before obviously flirting.
1. I need some help with this homework, think you can come over later to help me with it?
2. Sure ofc
1. Oooooo snap, did you see that maneuver I just pulled?
3. You're gonna have that girl in no time!
1. I am in Maneuver Mode frfr I am the Maneuvering Master.
2. Sure ofc
1. Oooooo snap, did you see that maneuver I just pulled?
3. You're gonna have that girl in no time!
1. I am in Maneuver Mode frfr I am the Maneuvering Master.
by Brashashbrown March 29, 2023
by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023