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doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.
He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.
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Double suck maneuver

A.) When someone sucks so bad they suck twice
Matt sucks at sucking at life so bad that it is the double suck maneuver
by KrisdoubleEdee December 5, 2013
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The Sleez Maneuver

When a guy aka. Dane S takes a girls pair of panties from the dryer on Colby 8 an all guys floor.
We got a kick out of the sleez maneuver dane pulled today, and decided to play stupid saying that he never saw her panties even though he's wearing them.
by Big T Dog September 22, 2008
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Whiteside maneuver

A “trick-fuckin” move. Essentially the missionary position.
What’s the matter with your back, did you hurt it using the Whiteside maneuver?
by drgonzo12345 November 16, 2018
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cup maneuver

When you walk up behind someone, pull there pants down and bounce or tickle there testicles.
guy: what did you do to me the other day?
homosexual guy: the cup maneuver.
guy:that was slightly arousing.
by alvaddure October 27, 2014
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The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise
Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror
by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019
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the ol handshield maneuver

the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.
he was about to cum, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from jizz stains on his shirt
by aCockyRooster June 28, 2017
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