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Maggie

Usually chill sometimes, known to snake, be careful with the rage built up in them. Horny. Pulls off a smile so fake you think it'd be really. Don't worry though. "Maggie"s are either fully compatible or completely incompatible.
Man 1 - She gotta phat ass!
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
by Midgetmuthafuka January 27, 2019
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Maggie is a short, evil overlord who only wants to conquer. She will attempt to walk over everyone in her path, but she will come just short of it (literally). Her trauma from being vertically challenged left her to live a vile life of greed and anger. Maggie is just a chill guy who laughs a lot, and is very interested in starting an evil empire to morph the human population to her will.
Person: Maggie just lit my village on fire
Person 1: Maggie is so short
Person: Scary Maggie
by your-biggest-hater June 11, 2025
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Maggies is a person/thing that tells stories that are completely made up and tells so many lies that they actually believe themselves and use these stories and lies to look for attention and friends
by Hopes1096 October 24, 2018
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If you shit all over yourself
Damn dude yesterday I maggied myself hardcore

Mum get the cleaning stuff I maggied myself again!
by Bombingbob October 19, 2023
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A Maggie does not fall in love fast so that person better treat her right. A will let her insecurities get the best of her a lot. A Maggie has good friends and will be nice to them. I should know I'm a Maggie.person 1man she's nice
Maggie taking I like him/her

1 month later person 1 will you go out with me Maggie
Maggie YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

That's how I met my Man.
person 1man she's nice
Maggie taking I like him/her

1 month later person 1 will you go out with me Maggie
Maggie YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!
by maggnoliea December 14, 2018
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"Maggie" is the name commonly used with girls as a short term to "Margaret". Maggie normally has a personality of a kind, caring nature. Maggie's will ALWAYS have a cringe phase... Normally in the childhood. (but don't we all?)
Maggie's do not try to capture any unnecessary information.. normally. If you have a friend, or even best friend, named Maggie, you have a good friend/best friend! Maggie's are calm and peaceful unless angered.
Boy: Woah! Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh, thats just Maggie.
by sh0rt t0mb November 12, 2023
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The most prettiest, hottest yet simple girl ever. A wifey material 100%. loves watching Mani Ratnam movies.
are u maggie cuz ur the sugar cube to my lifeless coffee (world) ; to be loved by maggie,damn.
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