yello mayo day

The day Yello takes me out for my birthday to Chilis when she gets her first pay check. and then we rent a movie and watch it!! The date is unknown as of now

Yello is taking Mayo out for her birthday.

by tomanda (mayo) March 28, 2003

cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of July

A traditional Mexican play that celebrates that one victory mexico had in the Spanish-American War.
Usually interpreted through flamenco

Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers

Cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of july
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!

by JOHN BUCK May 7, 2008

Low Fat Rofl Mayo

More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.

Usually used in reflection of a funny event.

Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo'd.

by LessOffensive February 11, 2010

Ruffle Mayo

Roflmao's big brother. Except no one says that anymore. The ultimate LOL.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.

Timothy :: ROFL.
Susan :: It's Ruffle Mayo, shetbag.
Timoty :: SMH.

by LOLuhm April 18, 2010

Cinco de mayo nuke

The next day after cinco de mayo when you regret in the bathroom all the spicy food you ate the day before .

Pedro had a cinco de mayo nuke after all the hot and spicy food he ate

RIP Pedro

by MR.Mister April 25, 2013

mayo chin

When licking fanny, the residue left on a male/female's chin

Motty motty mayo chin

by Daveallan56 February 11, 2014

Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.

"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"

by graham crack March 23, 2014