Milk Mustache

When dogs reach the certain old age and start having white hair on their face.

Your dog is very cute! i can see he has some milk mustache

by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020

angry mustache model

Per Bill Wurtz, a metonym/synonym for the austrian-born german pussy known as Adolf Hitler

Bill Wurtz: Germany's back featuring Hitler: The Angry Mustache Model

by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021

police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.

"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"

by Nene78 December 25, 2016

fat cat with a mustache

it is a very big cat, who some how has a mustache.

cat 1: look at my mustache

cat 2: cool, you now a fat cat with a mustache.

cat 1: I so happy

by #cats May 3, 2019

Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.

"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"

by Rick Portche February 27, 2020

Mistache

A serious error made when shaving around a mustache, causing repeated attempts to "even it out" The result is an ever shrinking amount of mustache remaining.

Hey man, what happened to your face?
Ah, I was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. Does it show much?
Dude, theres hardly anything left!

by old school 53 November 22, 2009

Mustachole

A guy who is growing a mustache but clearly has no business, as it's patchy, uneven, or just fucking ugly. Usually a hipster.

I hooked up with a mustachole last night. Filled with regrets.

by BoxJohnson September 15, 2012