Muttha

One who shits at every small tension he gets

Muttha hugg diya salla

by Pandit randipratap March 29, 2009

mutual procrastination

wasting time with others. The dirtiest term for hanging out.

I like to fanticize about mutual procrastination, you know getting some friends together sitting in a circle and watching tv for two hours instead of homework, yeah thats the stuff.

by Redhawk23 February 22, 2011

mutton dressed up as lamb

An older lady dressed like a skank

Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb

by Vailima October 14, 2016

mutton and rice

Mutton and rice - that good dish that is cooked in your hometown, slang for hometown food/scran

Mum: I cooked you your favourite meal tonight

Son: No way! You made me that banging mutton and rice
Mum: you know it!

by HarryChadwick789 March 5, 2017

Muttard

A hybrid of the word mutt and retard

Dude 1: Look at that ugly muttard over there.
Dude 2: Bro, isn't that your ex missus?

by Tricky1979 April 22, 2019

Mutated Zombie Turtles

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

by Weallfun September 19, 2019

Mutting it

Doing too much; being extra

her: ugh i wish someone can get me a cup of water
him: (gives cup of water)
her: nah pour some more in it i like a lot
him: now you just mutting it

by mytoiletbroke February 26, 2020