mushroom tatoo 

when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face

look in the mirror at yourself!

mushroom tatoo by yo mamma June 11, 2006

Mushroom Cloud 

verb, latin origin. Wherein a man dick slaps turkey slaps someone with such velocity that the struck surface temporarily turns a blotted, nebulous white in the shape approximating a mushroom.

Tom, in a orgasmic fit o' rage, laid down an arching series of mushroom clouds on his wife's backside as he neared climax.

Mushroom Cloud by Benjamin Cook December 29, 2007

Mushroom popsicle

The one thing all cockgobblers and ballwashers crave: The Mushroom popsicle!! Also know as the one-eyed monster - trouser snake! IE - a penis.

My mushroom popsicle is swelling. I need you to lick it so the swelling will go down.

Mushroom popsicle by Smaug the Dragon February 24, 2004

Mushroom bump 

The after effect of slapping a chick in the face with your tallywacker leaving a mushroom shaped bruise

wanna mushroom bump bitch?

Mushroom bump by The warhammer February 7, 2009

mushroom stamp 

the mark left when one hits their partner in the face with their dick after thuroughly buttsexing them and having a poop covered dipstick, leaving a mushroom shaped mark on their head from the remaining fecal matter.

the AQ krew gangbanged wade and they all mushroom stamped him afterwards

mushroom stamp by Ramboyantone March 8, 2007

Mushroom penis  

an asshole who has a chode smaller than 1 cm and is an asshole again who has a ass face

mushroom penis moustache

Mushroom penis by james brolin March 3, 2009

Mushroom on a Stick 

Another word for a dick.

Suck my mushroom on a stick, bitch!

Mushroom on a Stick by nevada December 2, 2003