A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
Get the Jam-mummug. The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.
British English.
British English.
by araneaeee December 1, 2016
Get the mum tummug. apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.
by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020
Get the mean mummug. When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.
Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.
Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.
Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.
by Bun Police August 25, 2022
Get the mum’s bestmug. Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day
Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse
Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse
by Groundhogg June 28, 2017
Get the Horse Mummug. Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.
by Cumbum12 April 18, 2023
Get the Robbie’s Mummug. by Arkadiakruu December 18, 2018
Get the Your mummug.