Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013

Mountain Monsters

The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them

Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah

by Hdijdbdbdndnndnd May 4, 2022

Mountain Peaks

When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.

"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

Strawberry mountain

Your dumb as hell.

Strawberry mountain.

by Oh my merlin May 27, 2021

Bush Mountain

(n.) Used primarily with waking up. Generally, it is a girl with a unshaven pussy or beaver that has let it grow a little too much and thusly become a small mountain of pubic hair. Should be used with the adjective of color describing the girl's hair.

Coleman: Hey Vince, I didn't see you last night, what happened I thought you were my ride from the party?
Vince: Ahh Coleman man, I'm really sorry i woke up this morning in Brown Bush Mountain.
Coleman: Sara or Rachel?
Vince: Sara, man!
Coleman: ...I Understand completely...On a side note though...NICEEEEEEEEE
Vince: I KNOW RIGHT?
(High Five)

by VMcG May 31, 2011

Mountain Dushbag

When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant

He is a mountain dushbag

by Fuckyoucunt! January 22, 2022

mountain downing

A way to be all encompassing of alpine downhill sports. As it is uninclusive to say hey let's go skiing when others snowboard.

Person 1: hey let's go skiing
Person 2: excuse me, I snowboard

1: oh I'm sorry bud, let's go mountain downing

by adjectivesnoonoo January 28, 2018