Milkshake is nice

Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.

Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Happy soul equals happy life

Share a shake with your wife

True beauty in the cream

But it can’t compete with you Jolene

by Milkshake is nice August 31, 2019

Mexican Milkshake

Gleason's beverage of choice. He uses it to wash down his fart sandwiches.

Gleason guzzled that Mexican Milkshake down so quickly, I didn't even get to try it!

by QJ Qukasheviq June 22, 2018

DC Milkshake

Usually from Washington DC, it is a drink with Kahlua, coffee, and a lot of fresh breast milk by an attractive woman in her twenties/teens.

Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Customer: DC Milkshake!
Hidden Women Bra-less Bartender: It's here...

by Metalfukker August 7, 2012

english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.

Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!

by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015

Tijuana milkshake

When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰

Me and my ex are dirty we did the Tijuana milkshake after hitting the gym.

by Joe asskick May 8, 2019

milkshake titty

while fucking a pregnant woman and titty fucking her , her breast milk squirts out her boobs.

Amber and I milkshake titty Every night will watching orange is the new black.

by daddylongdickstyle May 3, 2018

Pensacola Milkshake

When someone adds chocolate pieces to a fleshlight, then inserts their penis allowing the chocolate to melt. Then upon ejaculation the concoction is poured into either a glass or someone's mouth and consumed.

I had a long night after work yesterday and came home to treat myself to a dark chocolate Pensacola Milkshake.

by PersonaOfFire April 13, 2021