square meal

Noun (chiefly American slang): cunnilingus performed until the female experiences orgasm; often meant to include analingus performed simultaneously.

After the prom Stacy demanded a square meal in the back of the limo, and Gary was happy to provide it.

by speedog July 7, 2010

bow means no

Saying by female softball players, distinguishing a player’s sexual orientation by wearing a bow in their hair. If a player wears a bow, then the player is is heterosexual. If the player is without, then the player is into other women. This is a widely known colloquialism throughout the softball community, from high school to recreational leagues.

Lesbian 1: “She’s cute. What’s her name?”
Lesbian 2: “She’s not interested. See the bow in her hair? Bow means no.”

by Firpatch1 June 6, 2018

happy meal

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open as though she's making a big happy smile.

Man, look at the mouf on that girl... I'll bet she'd take my happy meal with ease.

by al-stud December 26, 2009

Unhappy Meal

The chief product of McXerox, available at any of their many pit lane drive-thru franchises. A poisoned box of sour grapes and misery. The staple diet of McXerox employees, their lackies and losers.

You sour-faced loser, what have you been eating, unhappy meals?

by Swiss Toni January 22, 2008

meal

Getting blowjobs from hott chicks, hot chicks in general, boning hot chicks, big party with lots of hot chicks.

I got some meal from that chick last night.

by Mealfest 09 October 16, 2009

mealio

The meal that takes place somewhere in between midnight and 5:00 in the morning. YOU KNOW YOU'VE HAD IT!

Person 1: Wow I just got home and I'm hungry, but it's 2:45 in the morning.
Person 2: Dude have some mealio!
Person 1: You're a genius!

by Joel Torrens February 3, 2004

neil meal

N. A meal you are completely unsure about, but have to eat out of respect. Even if its the rankest thing to touch your lips, it must be consumed. MUST BE COMPLIMENTED as well.

"Holy f#$%ing sh!#! What is this?! It's moving!! ...That's not cheese."

"Shh- it's a neil meal... now shut up, Neil's coming back..."

"Yum, Neil.... very... good."

by gemevie February 4, 2009