McDonalds

by The Crustinator September 25, 2003
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A fast food joint that everyone seems to hate, for no real reason.

- For people saying that it is a dirty place, you are wrong. I work there, and the bosses keep the place clean like a neurotic raccoon would.
- And for all those clueless ass holes saying shit like 'ewww its not even real beef/chicken/whatever.' No darling of course its not, we use the fake beef that doesnt exist. -sarcasm-.
Of course its real...seriously.

- No their beef isnt the most healthy thing, but the chicken isnt too bad. Just dont eat a lot of it.
- And for the picky customer that orders like this. "ill take the double quarter pounder with no cheese, an extra pickle, no mayonaise and salt but no pepper", don't crack the shits when we fuck it up, we actually don't have time to make it perfect, we try , but we have to keep the line moving. And if we did take an extra minute to make it properly, then you would be whinging at us for taking too long.
- And no, its not degrading in anyway for someoen to work at mcdonalds. It's extremely well known and recognized in the business industry, they also train you very very well.

Stop whinging, If you don't like it, dont ever step inside a Mcdonalds again.
Person 1: OMG mcdonalds is sooo bad lyk they dont even use real MEAT! its FAKE!

Person 2:: what do they use then?

Person 1: ears! and toe meat!

Person 2: *sigh and eye roll*
by hugeeeedick November 03, 2010
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"McDonalds" "I know your running a fade."
by J Monheezy My Neezy November 24, 2003
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A place where everybody in Baker County Florida goes to eat on Wednesdays. At night and at lunch! Where Anthony Davis buys all his girls food from. It is actually only cool on Wednesdays and that is because the cheeseburgers are like 50 cent so they are cheap. But nobody ever eats there except for Wednesdays, everyone goes to burger king wendy's mi toros taco bell or to the chinese place or they just go to ronie's or to fraser's!
Where people eat on Wed. because they are super cheap!
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michael: how much wuld it cost to buy out the whole place?
by anonymous December 08, 2004
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Hey mandem I'll meet you in McDonalds car park in ma pimping corsa.
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McDonaldization

n. The process causing one's shit to become soft and abnormally malodorous as a direct consequence of eating at a McDonalds restaurant.
No I don't wanna "go large", McDonaldization is occurring in my colon already.
by fluvial March 04, 2010
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