Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it

EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.

by SavoryDavory June 15, 2012

Map-nap

A nap taken during geography class. Can be used during a geography unit.

I didn't sleep last night so I'll have a map-nap in geography.

by Me2and3 May 29, 2012

Subway map

Used By two or more Friends or people that are about to Pipe a girl. OR have sex with her

Yo Son lets run a subway map on this chick.

by Tim September 04, 2004

bing maps

Imagine using bing maps. Bruh

This idiot uses bing maps.

by Deadboydoor517 June 20, 2022

map sniping

To lay and wait for something to pop up, then go get it

I’m map sniping at home I don’t wanna go look for anything.

by Love lazy ppl January 05, 2018

Find the Map

When his dick is so small you have to ask for help to see it

Jesus Christ can you find the map?

by TheRealJoseph_Stalin January 10, 2017

map of ireland

The damp patch left after having sex

After I pulled out, neither of us wanted to sleep on the map of ireland.

by Spike74 December 29, 2017