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yello mayo day

The day Yello takes me out for my birthday to Chilis when she gets her first pay check. and then we rent a movie and watch it!! The date is unknown as of now
Yello is taking Mayo out for her birthday.
by tomanda (mayo) March 28, 2003
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cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of July

A traditional Mexican play that celebrates that one victory mexico had in the Spanish-American War.
Usually interpreted through flamenco

Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers
Cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of july
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!
by JOHN BUCK May 7, 2008
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Hot Mayo

It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).
Haha... accidently forgot to tie up my sock, and all of the delicious hot mayo spilled over me..
by Jacob53 April 16, 2019
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Mayo

Digital material (such as pictures screenshots, video clips, texts, memes, etc).
Friend: Hey would you make a meme of me?

You: yeah sure, you got any particular Mayo you'd like me to use?
by liminallucy September 19, 2025
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Mayo Madame

A racist & derogatory ethnic slur used to describe & disparage a white female for having a light complexion, even though even the fairest Caucasians don't have skin as white as Mayo.

Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.

The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Wow, a white girl just tried to insult me for being white by calling me a 'Mayo Madame'! Does she not realize she's white, so she's hating on herself too?

I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021
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dank mayo

by D3adpoolgirl May 7, 2018
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A Cinco de mayo

An upstate New York term used mainly by Hispanic thug boys or frats to describe a female as being mid or just average quality in looks.
Male 1: Ayo Pablo you see that shorty over there?

Make 2: Yeah homie she a cinco de mayo if I ever saw one

Male 1: you right homes she a middie
by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023
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