The day Yello takes me out for my birthday to Chilis when she gets her first pay check. and then we rent a movie and watch it!! The date is unknown as of now
by tomanda (mayo) March 28, 2003

A traditional Mexican play that celebrates that one victory mexico had in the Spanish-American War.
Usually interpreted through flamenco
Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers
Usually interpreted through flamenco
Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers
Cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of july
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!
by JOHN BUCK May 7, 2008

Friend: Hey would you make a meme of me?
You: yeah sure, you got any particular Mayo you'd like me to use?
You: yeah sure, you got any particular Mayo you'd like me to use?
by liminallucy September 19, 2025

An upstate New York term used mainly by Hispanic thug boys or frats to describe a female as being mid or just average quality in looks.
Male 1: Ayo Pablo you see that shorty over there?
Make 2: Yeah homie she a cinco de mayo if I ever saw one
Male 1: you right homes she a middie
Make 2: Yeah homie she a cinco de mayo if I ever saw one
Male 1: you right homes she a middie
by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"
"you i am
a mayo"
by Assistacat February 3, 2021

short girl with long brown hair. she kicks people with her boots 24/7 and likes horse and she played volleyball
by kaylea r May 6, 2019

It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).
by Jacob53 April 16, 2019
