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Sparx Maths

A website that was somehow made by a disgusting sub-human entity. There 10 tasks, which in turn all contain anywhere from 5 to 20 questions EACH. And on top of that, it prompts you with disgusting little "minigames" which are just optional pieces of homework that no one in their right mind would purposely choose to complete.
Sparx Maths: "Solve this quadratic and find the value of X when raised to the power of 62 divided by 3 and then use it to calculate the first 7 terms of this sequence."

Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*

Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"
by Sbeb January 12, 2023
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Discrete Math

1) A game played by mathematicians where the goal is to describe simple occurrences in the most complicated, confusing way possible.

2) Math that is done with discretion.
1) For all X1 and all X2, such that X1 and X2 are elements of the set of all real numbers, X1=X2 implies that F(X1)=F(X2). In other words, if you put the same number into your function that you already put in you are unlikely to get a different result.

2) Jack did not believe the waitress when she told him that his martini came to $9.37 after tax so he did some discrete math under his coat to double check her.
by Dan000001 January 13, 2011
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math rock

Math rock is a very loosely defined genre of music. The term is hard to describe and often misused. However, one good way to describe it is as a style of rock that has almost no trace of folk or blues, which is the traditional definition of rock. Instead, the sound may have a loose, jazzy-like and spontaneous feeling, in contrast to the direct and compelling sound of blues and folk. At the same time however, the music is also calculated, and instrumental riffs are often based on timed formulas. For example, a guitar riff may repeat a sequence of five quarter-notes over 4/4 time signature, thus giving the listener an overall feeling of chaos, in spite of the riffs rigid structure.
The genre is gaining more influence, especially in the Los Angeles area. Bands like The Blood Brothers, Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower, and An Albatross are some of the most famous math rock bands.
by Tyrone Jiggadubz September 1, 2005
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Fados Math

fados math is math that you can only do or understand while smoking and being high. as you come down from your flight you have no memory of ever doing it.
paul - yo how did you pass your math classes in highschool?

los - idk son i guess it was just fados math.
by Los' June 12, 2011
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Math Rock

I listen to math rock a lot.
by KaiTheAnimeGuy August 11, 2020
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Math Teacher

Our asian math teacher could not speak english so he became a math teacher.
by Kamuela April 1, 2009
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Incest Math

The branch of computational logic that deals with explaining the complex nomenclature of complicated interfamily relations
Incest math problem #1: Your son is your brother. Who did you fuck?

Incest math problem #2: You had sex with your aunt who is also your grandmother. What would your daughter be?

Incest math problem #3: There is an orgy at the Smiths house. Jacky and Jamie are twins. Jacky doing Jimmy who is their dad and uncle and and Jamie is doing John, her little brother and grandson. Jordana is doing her cousin who is her grandson and her 2nd uncle. She is also Jacky's mom. Justin is the great grandfather and the brother of John, and he knocks up Jamie who is his cousin. Jester the dog is doing the couch pillow. Explain the whole thing.
by erothumos November 23, 2015
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