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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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Massive

West Ham are massive
by Banterours cow 101 March 19, 2022
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Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.
My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.
by nicemeister April 6, 2022
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MassiveFod

Ella’s MassiveFod

is humongosky huge
by Bobkla April 29, 2022
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Massive Slut

Used to describe a Kelsi and a Mia from a Chef when asked to turn their music down from a customer complaint usually messaged through a social media platform
Those massive sluts Mia and Kelsi
by Gracew1707 May 4, 2022
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massive cock

A cock with an impressive size.
"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants
by Mathieu's cock May 16, 2022
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