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Loser TV

TV exclusive to daytime. Broadcasters figure people watching are unemployed, uneducated and poor. Judge Judy, Peoples Court, Divorce Court and clones pander to those who feel they can get their 15 minutes of fame and fortune by airing their dirty laundry in a fake courtroom ruled by a celebrity judge. Other examples are low end talk shows which degenerate into shouting and shoving matches. Jerry Springer comes to mind. At least there's plenty of high comedy. A spin off show is the Steve Wilkos program. That bald guy whokept order on Jerry Springer now has his show. People come to see the Chicago cop as their wizard as they seek solutions to their problems. Springer and Wilkos are actually the high end of these shows. The bottom of the bunch is Maury Povich's show. A forum for the new morality where a girl gets knocked up but isn't sure who's the baby daddy. And Loser TV advertising goes right down the toilet hawking: Sleazy law firms promising get rich quick, storefront ghetto medical/dental clinics, rent to own appliance stores, cheap internet/cell phones and vocational schools. Additional advertising are:

fast food commercials especially for such gourmet eateries as MC Donalds and Checkers. These ads usually feature plenty of loud rap/hip hop music.
"Yo Osphena, turn into Maury and watch that ho Destiny find out who be her little boy's baby daddy, that's must see loser TV." Erica's knocked up again with her third kid and she's just 16 and has nothing better to do than watch Judge Judy on Loser TV.
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by dropthekidsatthepool August 24, 2014
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WoW loser

my boyfriend; spending more time on a ridiculous fantasy game than actually contributing to conversations, issues, and even sex.
I haven't been laid in days, because my boyfriend is a WoW loser.
by Cheebee32 August 21, 2012
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Townie losering

When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.
"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."
by ebadeez October 25, 2010
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loser lap

The art of cruising around a neighborhood multiple times looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Often performed by losers in crap cars (e.g. "souped up" Hondas).
The boys are out doing loser laps by the 7/11.
by teeniebopper May 3, 2008
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loser cruiser

A bad bus service that's incompatible with a normal middle-class life and as a consequence ridden only by the destitute and disqualified.
The WRTA buses in Worcester run once an hour and all just go to City Hall; they are loser cruisers par excellence. The GCRTA buses in Cleveland run every ten minutes; everyone rides them including full professors and CEOs.
by vactrac September 3, 2011
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loser faggot

being a loser and a faggot at the same time. extreamly gay.
nicole is such a loser faggot sometimes.
by Sillybetchh August 28, 2007
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Fucking Loser

A non-working, half witted drug and alcohol using female hater, that has no prospects, no self respect and no future, that jerks off to baby rape porn and cams for anyone that will send him some beer.
See Beer Slut and Morbid_Shadow
That jobless piece of shit that lives with his mommy is a Fucking Loser.
by Fucking Winner December 30, 2003
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