When someone hacks your Facebook account and logs a stupid post. Classics include: "Does anyone have a lollipop?" and "I like poop".
by Xluthru April 13, 2011
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However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019
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Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows is a song made by Leslie Gore that anyone could like, well unless you are a Norwegian communist that wears a red hoodie, wears a Band-Aid on his face, has Horn-like Hair, and is obsessed with Giant robots, then you would be pissed why its playing.
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I aint got time to wash luv, give us a Cheddar lollypop.
I aint got time to wash luv, give us a Cheddar lollypop.
I aint got time to wash luv, give us a Cheddar lollypop.
That Chick is well dirty, she dont mind givin a Cheddar lollypop
That Chick is well dirty, she dont mind givin a Cheddar lollypop
by Gary Richardson April 20, 2008
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Short and vivid, between 2000-14000 words. Usually incorporates bright imagery, corny plots and cliché or 'fluffy' porn scenes.
dissimilar to PWP in the sense that usually a plot is established, lending the story a setting and atmosphere (usually 'cutsey', hence use of the descriptor 'Lollipop') not unlike a trashy sex novel.
often includes gimmicks or kinks, for example lolita goth, dildos, or situational fetishes.
any given kink meme is a good place to find examples of LollipopPorn fiction.
Short and vivid, between 2000-14000 words. Usually incorporates bright imagery, corny plots and cliché or 'fluffy' porn scenes.
dissimilar to PWP in the sense that usually a plot is established, lending the story a setting and atmosphere (usually 'cutsey', hence use of the descriptor 'Lollipop') not unlike a trashy sex novel.
often includes gimmicks or kinks, for example lolita goth, dildos, or situational fetishes.
any given kink meme is a good place to find examples of LollipopPorn fiction.
I read a poorly written LollipopPorn fic yesterday.
When she doesn't have time to read a book she goes online and finds some trashy LollipopPorn.
When she doesn't have time to read a book she goes online and finds some trashy LollipopPorn.
by cancrane December 18, 2012
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by IAmTheSuperman January 16, 2010
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