bread lip

Someone who has dry crusty lip.

"Dude you have some bread lips.....put some chapstick on your dry ass lips".

by bonitaamazon November 6, 2013

Cripple lip

The aching or pain that occurs after long pussy eating sessions, usually occurring around the jaw area and is said to be very painful, but 100% worth it.

Ugh fucking hell, this cripple lip is killing me! where the hell is the tylenol?

by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022

Lip Crud

That flakey goey shit you get on your lip that you scrape off with your thumbnail.

Hey Joey you got some lip crud on your mouth. Mind if I scrape it off for ya?

by Toenail_Enthusiast May 14, 2018

Penis Lips

When a girl gets done sucking you and try's to kiss you afterwards.

Girl: all done baby
Guy: wow thanks

Girl: "tries to kiss guy" babee why won't you kiss me?
Guy: because girl, you got penis lips

by AwesomexLauren December 3, 2016

apple lips

sweet tasting lips. When a women or man has particulary sugary lips when you kiss them it is known as apple lips. You may usually find that him/her has a sweet tooth and enjoys apples or other fruits that have a lot of nautral sugars.

Example:
Emily: 'hey Gabe'
Gabe: 'hey Emily, wanna kiss'
Emily: 'sure why not?'
-they kiss-
Gabe: 'wow, your lips are so sweet'
Emily: 'yeah I know, search apple lips in the Urban Dictionary. It'll give you the definition of my lips'
Gabe: 'Ok! Your lips are totally apple lips!'
Emily: 'ya know, those aren't the only apple lips I have...'

by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017

lip bleed

When someone so fine walks by and makes you bite your lip so hard it bleeds.

Man, she just gave me a lip bleed.

by Chill_Renee April 4, 2016

Turtle Lipping

When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.

Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."

by xMATTIE CAKESx October 18, 2011