leproparkaidser

A horrible disease which consists of leprosy, Parkinson’s disease, aids and cancer. All in all it’s a bald, vibrating tumour which falls to pieces.

I hate jonny, i wish he had leproparkaidser!

by Tam May 6, 2004

LEPer

(noun) - A (typically highly educated) professional working in the United States due to scarce technical skills and in spite of a a deeply Limited English Proficiency (LEP). This is a very common malady in technology companies, university science and engineering departments, and government agencies that import significant portions of their workforce

Our electrical engineering department is just full of LEPers. Nice guys, and you can get lectures in circuit theory in any of 5 dozen asian languages, but there isn't a damn one of them that can hang together two English sentences.

by Frustrated_Monolingual August 4, 2009

PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper)

Pfizer employee who just got canned. In addition to losing all dignity, it is learned that scores of many other people knew about it months before the terminated person. These people avoid the person losing the job as if the terminated person had plague or leprosy; hence, the invocation of "leper."The employee losing their job also loses their office, support, email, benefits, etc. And to a large degree spirit and health.

Though originating at Pfizer, the largest pharmaceutical manufacturer in the world, the term "PFLEPER" (pronounced F-LEPER) may be used for any terminated employee anywhere.

Pfizer puts a "P" before many words beginning with "F:" eg., Pfun, Pfinance, Pfamily, etc. And prefixes a "PF" on just about any other word it uses. Cute that way.

Have you heard about David? They're letting him know on Friday he's out. I think he may know. He even looks like a PFLEPER (pronounced F-LEPER).
Even the Zoloft} and Viagra don't seem to be helping.

He's really Pfucked.

by Wyeth October 1, 2009

Leprechaun Disease

Leprechaun disease is where you turn short and grow a ginger beard. Suddenly, out of nowhere, small green clothes and green hats will appear in your wardrobe. You can catch this disease in many ways! The most common way is if a person named Amber bites you. Beware my friends! BEWARE!!

Man 1: He has leprechaun disease!
Man 2: I know! He's small with a ginger beard! And green clothes! And a green hat! zOmg!

by TheUltimateVampireNinja April 10, 2009

leper

A person with a disease that causes limbs and organs to detach from his/her body. Lepers are usually highly skilled in art and music, and some have a great talent for animation.

Lepers are often found in the forests of northern Canada and Poland. They live in small forest houses, rarely leaving their safe shelters.

Other effects of leprosy are back injuries, carpal tunnel syndrome, and tendinitis/epicondylitis.

Yikes, that leper over there is insane.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Lepradillo

Literally, an armadillo in leprechaun's clothing. Metaphorically, a sleazy, distrustful character (armadillo) who pretends to be someone who can make all of your dreams come true (a leprechaun) but instead is merely out to cause you nothing but misery and shame.

Taylor: but this leprechaun says he can make all of my dreams come true.
Cazadores: Friend, that ith not a leprechaun - that ith a lepradillo.
Taylor (cuts off lepradillo's head): Holla snap.

by Chartreuse YMDtT December 9, 2008

leptile

A fleck of spittle that flies from the mouth of a speaker, often to land on the face of a listener or bystander.

1: "Eeew, a leptile! Say it, don't spray it!"

by Brian Kenneth LaRoche January 12, 2008