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homie law

“hi homie no dating my bestfriend

“ok i won’t break homie law where you can’t date da homies best friend
by idkoklol March 29, 2020
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Danth's law

Apparently this term originated from a website called RPG.net and from a user that is now banned, Danth. Danth claimed to have won a forum argument, and someone else later said in that forum that, "If you have to insist that you have won an internet argument, you probably haven't."
"I totally won this forum argument-"
"I invoke Danth's law, biatch!"
":("
by Press X To Bonetown March 3, 2015
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Holmberg's Law

A subcategory of Murphy's Law that states: When interacting with a group of individuals, circumstances will unfold such that a sufferer of Holmberg's Law is never paired with attractive members of the opposite sex.
Steven - Man, last night there were six hot ladies and one guy, and I got paired up with the guy.

Dale - That sucks. Holmberg's Law, dude.
by Gelid May 6, 2014
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Malone's Law

This is a corollary of Godwin's Law which states that if an online discussion about rock music goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare some band or performer or a situation to Roger Waters, Peter Gilmoure and Nick Mason and the acrimonious breakup of Pink Floyd, the point at which effectively the discussion or thread often ends.
Ian "Panic! at the Disco are now just Brendon Urie's solo project."
Shane "Just like Pink Floyd after Roger Waters left, it was nothing but David Gilmour's ego trip."
Ian "Malone's Law! this conversation is OVER!"
by VegasMalone September 24, 2020
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Justin's law

Justin's law refers to the tendency of impressive feats performed by an individual to occur unwitnessed by others. In some formulations, Justin's law is extended to include an individual's inability to recreate the feat when observed by the group.
"No one was paying attention when I did a kick flip. I blame Justin's law."
by BUI.Til.I.DIE June 26, 2022
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pat's law

Pat's law is simply this, when conducting a project, it is alway the last thing that goes wrong. and on this last miniscule task, you always spend 60% or more of your time on it. Making the last item in a string of items the last possible screw up. This also leads to PAT'S SYNDROME
"You have to drill five holes, the first four were easy and no problems occured. The last hole your drill bit breaks, you replace the bit, and then your battery goes dead. you replace the battery and the motor burns out." this is pat's law
by Tommy Weese March 28, 2008
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Tracer's Law

When the incessant consumption of pornography of a fictional character convinces a mass audience that the character in question is either
A.) Curvier than how the character actually appears in media
B.) Less curvy than their last appearance, creating anger in said porn consumers.
"Yoooo! Look at how absolutely thicc this generic anime girl is!"
"Tracer's Law at work again, this fictional woman is completely flat."
by NotnotnotAnon February 8, 2023
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