laid out

To get really fucked up

Damn, that bitch looks laid out.

by Michelle Reynolds May 16, 2006

get laid picks

Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick among your pocket's contents will impress a girl (generally in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.

Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."

by Joe-G! January 3, 2006

Laid

To have sexual intercourses, in other words, having sex fucking the shit out of someone.

That bitch was the bomb, i cant to get with her and get laid again!!!

by JuN10r July 4, 2006

laida

Laida comes from the Greek culture as a name. She doesn’t take shit from anyone. She is a bad bitch but nice if you don’t try her. She will expose the true you.

I fucked with laida I’m scared she will expose me.
Isn’t laida that girl who just screamed at Allison

by Hahahah88282 July 19, 2018

lard ass

a.k.a. ur mom's fat hairy ass

omg terrance's mom is such a fuckin sick lard ass

by urmom12490709on December 7, 2006

Lard Ass

a really really fat kid who when walks his entir stomach bounces and jiggles

God Damn Jaimes such a lard ass

by Duane Peters May 3, 2006

Lairs

Typically describing a person with a gentle, nuturing nature. Strong-willed, brave, gentle and kind. Reliable and trustworthy, a Lairs will not let you down. Siren.

Warning: A Lairs can be extremely beautiful. Calling forth an unimaginable power that no one will be able to reckon with.

Lairs are often compared to: Angels, Joan of Arc, Goddess

by regina_filange69 November 12, 2009