by Harrysdimple November 07, 2021
The act of male masturbation in the presence of a woman (this is not restricted to physical presence. A voice on the end of a phone line will suffice). This act is frequently initiated by asking the woman's permission but performed whether consent is granted or not.
Oh My God! I met up with a guy from Tinder last night. He totally Louis CK'd me!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!
by Willimus November 14, 2017
Girly 1: OMG girly 2 Betty is sooo beautiful!! she has a louis!!
Girly 2: Ummm girly 1....its fake!
Girly 1: OMG Betty is soooo fucking ugly!
Girly 2: Ummm girly 1....its fake!
Girly 1: OMG Betty is soooo fucking ugly!
by abercombiboi January 30, 2005
A Blonde/Albino specimen. Big... Thinks he's big. Usually found in Windhill, wears 95s to join the roadmen fashion. Is a rugby lad.... Does kickboxing although them spinkicks aren't hurting anyone.
Living meme. Likes to send batty pics, and especially winking pics
Living meme. Likes to send batty pics, and especially winking pics
by Rob2349 March 22, 2017
The 13th most dangerous city in the world not counting war zones.
Has T-Ravs St Louis Bred Co the arch and the city museum also gooey butter cake.
Hoosiers everywhere
Has T-Ravs St Louis Bred Co the arch and the city museum also gooey butter cake.
Hoosiers everywhere
by Mister Fabio September 15, 2019
Pulling a Louis is doing something completely useless that no one cares about just because why not right?
When he disable the alarms in warframe, he was Pulling a Louis
by ghikft March 16, 2015
"Paysan, bring me the wine!" said Louis-Simon
"Why is there carrots on my general tao?" Typical Louis-Simon words
"Why is there carrots on my general tao?" Typical Louis-Simon words
by A Good Scott October 09, 2013