Seasoned London Boater
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
Get the London boatermug. Dude1: If you really hate him that much, then give him a Double London. There's nothing worse than getting a Double London.
Dude2: What's a Double London?
Dude1: A stabbing in the rain.
Dude2: What's a Double London?
Dude1: A stabbing in the rain.
by Eridanii September 4, 2022
Get the Double Londonmug. blond chink, part of the most hated group at katy highschool. feen.... got logged out of her netflix account.... alcoholic much....druggie much.....
by the other chink in the example November 8, 2021
Get the London Tranmug. by peepoweepo May 23, 2022
Get the London foggedmug. by Karroties August 8, 2022
Get the Oli Londonmug. London Barnes is A very smart girl with a great personality
She acts to be shy but one's y'all become close friends you will learn that she is actually a pretty fun and out going person she's has lot a friend and not with all that drama.
She acts to be shy but one's y'all become close friends you will learn that she is actually a pretty fun and out going person she's has lot a friend and not with all that drama.
by Lo-nd-on Bar-nes May 31, 2019
Get the London Barnesmug. a group of 15-18 year old lesbians with tiktok clout. you'll find them at house parties, hyde park, and every pride event ever. there's always some sort of drama going on with them. they're the most bait group of people to exist. half of them aren't even lesbians but they're still part of the group.
everyone wants to know a london lesbian, but the chances are there's one who goes to your school. you'll find them at grammar, prep, and private school mainly, however some of them can be found at normal schools. they're all rich and have a good sense of style.
everyone wants to know a london lesbian, but the chances are there's one who goes to your school. you'll find them at grammar, prep, and private school mainly, however some of them can be found at normal schools. they're all rich and have a good sense of style.
person 1: have you seen blue's new tiktok?
person 2: who's blue?
person 1: oh blue's one of those london lesbians
person 3: yea they're clapped, i prefer noemie!
person 2: who's blue?
person 1: oh blue's one of those london lesbians
person 3: yea they're clapped, i prefer noemie!
by iloveboobs2222 August 31, 2022
Get the london lesbiansmug.