london

Cancerous sprawl that basically sucks the life out of the rest of the country.

We had some power once - the parliament in London abolished it.

We had industry once - London didn't so it was allowed to rot away by the government based down there.

by Brigante July 1, 2005

London Bridge Swerve

When you avoid someone that you know during rush hour...

Having to stop and chat to an old acquaintance / ex lover when you should be busting your arse through a rammed station in order to get to work on time, is highly inconvenient. The last thing you want to do is justify your entire existence within a 20 second window - and then nod politely whilst listening to said acquaintance / ex do the same.

The best thing to do is pretend you didnt see them. Chances are, they don't want to stop and talk to you either.

"I saw Ben today. I gave him the London Bridge Swerve."

by Not Telling 123 August 21, 2009

London Bridge

In a foursome with two girls and two guys: During penetration, the girl is facing forward and the guy is holding her up by her legs and her feet are off of the ground, and another couple is doing the same facing you. The two girls lean forward and brace their hands against each other creating a peak, forming the shape of a bridge.

My buddy and I are trying to London Bridge these two slams.

by scoreshack March 11, 2015

London Tipton

Drinking a shot that's been poured into a man's foreskin.

A very common occurrence in the UK among friends that play rugby.

William: Bruh he just done a London Tipton
George: He took a shot out of his cock? No way

by scotstee September 20, 2021

Quincy London

The greatest detective that ever lived.

This is a job for Quincy London!

by Dude Major February 7, 2004

The London Times

What Americans think The Times is called, because they can't invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don't know that it is a national newspaper.

American Tourist: Do you have The London Times?
British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.
Tourist: Which Times is that?
Newsagent: Which do you think?

by The Blue Duck February 14, 2005

london bridge

Fergie is well known for having had extensive dental work in the U.K. Therefore her 'london bridge' is simply a british dental procedure. Being located in her oral cavity explains why it will 'go down when you come around'.

You have some spinach stuck in your london bridge.

by CrackWholeSaler September 20, 2008