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I'll pray for you.

"I completely disagree with you and everything you stand for. However, I will lose any rational argument with you on the topic so I am taking the high-ground and avoiding the discussion while sounding superior."
If you express a rational statement supporting gay rights a religious person might (intelligently) just say "I'll pray for you.".
by Samme December 31, 2012
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The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"
by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008
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you'll never take me alive

When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.
person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive
by A certain Soul Reaper April 25, 2017
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Then i'll eat my hat

Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.
by I'mAnonymous February 5, 2008
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I'll go to the foot of our stairs

Expression of amazement. To be astounded by something. Commonly used in the Yorkshire area
Comment: "I've just won the lottery"
Reply: "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"
by lindyloohs April 24, 2006
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Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.
{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.
by Telephony September 19, 2014
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You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
by daggit July 1, 2011
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