Jerry Lifted

You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.

She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.

by liftedbyjerry June 11, 2024

Lift Surfing

Lift surfing is when you want to be like BENO and want to ride on top of lifts, it is really fun but it is very dangerous without knowing what you are doing properly, it always needs a key to be possible, a triangle key is the most popular, with drop key taking the 2nd place.

I went lift surfing with BENO on top of a ecodisc today.

by The Ultimate Lift Surfer December 25, 2020

Lifting the back deck

to confidently attempt to perform an impossible task, having misunderstood the difficulty of the task or overestimated one’s ability to complete it. Often with loved one(s) looking on and questioning one’s sanity in the vain attempt.

He thought he could make the company more customer centric, but he was lifting the back deck.

by Boydz June 22, 2021

Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.

by RNGF June 10, 2018

Lifted

The state of being that is between "High" and "Sober" where you are not completely under the influence, but you can start to feel the effects.

Guy 1: "So how did that new strain feel last night?"

Guy 2: "It was alright. I was lifted, but not entirely high"

by Mr.SmoothySmooth May 6, 2019

lunar lift-off

Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.

My coworker and I had a lunar lift-off that could rival the Apollo missions.

by Hope Fully August 18, 2022

I lift at home

A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.

Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?

Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.

by Juanthejumper September 11, 2016