gopher knobbin

The act of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on whole wheat bread while running backwards.

I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.

by Dr. Rad February 18, 2011

rectal knobbing

When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.

The Porn Star had done so many anal videos that she had rectal knobbing.

by truthBtold December 15, 2014

Krusty Klobber

when you lick one girls pussy and smash the others upside down

"you will not believe what just happened, I

just Krusty Klobbered Stacy and Angela"

by Macho Potato October 11, 2018

Stranger-knobbin

A form of male masterbation in which the user rotates his Palm on our around the head or tip of his penis in a violent but graceful motion while being completely unconcious and unaware of being filmed by a vouyer.

Stranger-knobbin-Man did you see that Chad's totally strangerknobbin the Fuck out of his shit right now . Better film it and blackmail him with it.

by mystealth21 November 21, 2018

Grave Knobbing

Bury a fleshlight in the ground near a gravestone and proceed to have sex while making eye contact with the grave stone.

Donny's wife passed away. He missed her so much he decided to go grave knobbing.

by Anther Billows February 9, 2019

Chase Kroberger

The biggest snowflake of all time

Imagine being such a chase Kroberger that you blocked someone who hurt your feelings

by Gayfag78123 August 10, 2020

Sara Krabbe

Sara Krabbe means a person who is really annoying, and dumb.

Me: Ew your such a Sara Krabbe type of girl.
You: No i’m not that annoying and dumb.

by Smart_me June 10, 2021