Noun
A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.
A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.
by thegingerbeardman December 3, 2019
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If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.
If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.
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Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!
Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!
Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!
Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!
by bin_brook2 March 3, 2026
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