unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.

Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."

by Ninecents February 2, 2024

woolly jumper

Pull over Sweater

It is cold outside so I’m going to wear my woolly jumper.

by ICouldBeWrong December 18, 2022

Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.

Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.

by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019

Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021

dick-jumper

A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.

Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.

Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.

by jess312 July 20, 2021

Job Jumper

Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.

Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021