A fat kid who is obsessed with the joker and is a gamer. Frequently says "We Live a society, laugh you guys. come on". Also has a lizard fetish
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Get the Jordanmug. by Hornynibbalaundrybasket February 26, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible
Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”
John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
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Get the Jordanmug. A sweet all around boy. Gets very nervous and blushes a lot. Easy to love but hard to let go of. He can't flirt but he tries.Gets the girl of his dreams and never lets go. Great personality and is hilarious.
Girl 1: Guess Who I'm Going Out With? Girl 2: Jordan? Girl 1: How'd You Know? Girl 2: He's Telling Everyone How Great You Are!
by Wella02 June 19, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. 
A girl who is extremely friendly and very thoughtful. She has many friends and is attractive. She is also very goofy and silly but that makes her fun to be around. Usually she gets attention from smart and more mature boys. Jordan's are often athletic and have big booties
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"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
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"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"
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