A pice of shit individual who is barley a man who has a girl penis and albino gorilla nipples .he usually has gross nappy hair down there .old historians call it a lost relic but most people from modern societies just say that’s plain fucking nasty .usually has a humungo Jew nose with the powers of Kirby .be weary, this creature can eat you up whole with his dried out snatch
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A worthless spineless guy.
One who abuses insecurities of girls to gain sexual pleasure at their expense; the act of acting on a girls insecurity (emotional or otherwise).
In reference to the above - one that maintains a relationship purely to obtain his partner sexually by any means necessary (lying about living her etc...)
A guy that cheats on his girlfriend (who stupidly believes in him through an act of manipulation of her weaknesses), who then finds out about it but still believes that he loves her.
Guy with a small dick.
A worthless spineless guy.
One who abuses insecurities of girls to gain sexual pleasure at their expense; the act of acting on a girls insecurity (emotional or otherwise).
In reference to the above - one that maintains a relationship purely to obtain his partner sexually by any means necessary (lying about living her etc...)
A guy that cheats on his girlfriend (who stupidly believes in him through an act of manipulation of her weaknesses), who then finds out about it but still believes that he loves her.
Guy with a small dick.
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'that guy jonnymansoned my sister'
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Did you see Jonny is an Ambulance last night?
No i was too busy doing something more important and entertaining
what where you doing?
taking a dump
No i was too busy doing something more important and entertaining
what where you doing?
taking a dump
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