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jonmark

A pice of shit individual who is barley a man who has a girl penis and albino gorilla nipples .he usually has gross nappy hair down there .old historians call it a lost relic but most people from modern societies just say that’s plain fucking nasty .usually has a humungo Jew nose with the powers of Kirby .be weary, this creature can eat you up whole with his dried out snatch
Hey it’s jonmark
by Xxtenthois May 14, 2018
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Jonny

A man who is in love with Samantha simpson and wants to marry her.
Wow look at Samantha! back off bro she belongs to jonny that's his future wife!
by Vapeindaily December 25, 2016
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Jonny Fong

Jonny Fong, stop saying biddies!!
by claire April 22, 2005
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Jonny Fortner

a name

a cool kid who is the best skater and guitar player and has the hottest girlfriend
Man, Jonny Fortner is cool
by Jonny Fortner March 16, 2004
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Jonnymanson

A guy that fits into more or less all of the below categories:

A worthless spineless guy.

One who abuses insecurities of girls to gain sexual pleasure at their expense; the act of acting on a girls insecurity (emotional or otherwise).

In reference to the above - one that maintains a relationship purely to obtain his partner sexually by any means necessary (lying about living her etc...)

A guy that cheats on his girlfriend (who stupidly believes in him through an act of manipulation of her weaknesses), who then finds out about it but still believes that he loves her.

Guy with a small dick.
'I pulled a jonnymanson with the new girl'
'that guy jonnymansoned my sister'
'why is she really upset? she realised her boyfriend is a jonnymanson. she took it really hard'
'How big is your boyfriends dick? About 10 jonnymansons'
by Alex Johnstone December 13, 2008
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Jonny is an Ambulance

Jonny is an Ambulance is punk/ska band from the Portadown and Lurgan areas of Northern Ireland that plays shitty random gigs in the worst possible bars in the world.
Did you see Jonny is an Ambulance last night?

No i was too busy doing something more important and entertaining

what where you doing?

taking a dump
by aye209 March 1, 2011
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Jonny D

To create or use made up words on the spot and to pass them off as real words.
When Sally said to her companions that Anne had "hostagized" the conversation when she interrupted and rudely took command of the topic, Sally pulled a Jonny D
by Mrs. Vandershears July 4, 2012
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