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Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.
Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon
Jonathan by not gay btw 31 January 4, 2021
Jonathan Giles
Jonathan is a sexy sentencded. And wht my name stands for.
JONATHAN by Blue angel February 2, 2021
Jonathan is an amazing boyfriend who makes me happy. Jonathan means the world to me & i am soused happy to have him in my life <3
Jonathan is everything i could’ve wanted in a partner.
Jonathan by missgworl March 5, 2021
He is sooooo sexy he will take your bitch Jonathan Is 6’3 and he play sports also he have a big dick ladies get u a Jonathan
Jonathan is a sexy ass man
Jonathan by Golden Girl-___- March 23, 2021
Jonathan is mostly referred to as Johnny. Johnny is usually the skinny lengthy guy, and dress weird sometimes.
Anyone: Jonathan wanna call the girls ?

Johnny: Eww wtf is that, I don’t like girls.
Jonathan by offline 📶 May 20, 2021
A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"

Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
Jonathan by TotalHooman May 21, 2021