cody johnson

well its a very cute guy with a big dick of course,a sweet lovin guy you would love to fuck(: always wantin to party and always has pussy on deck

cody johnson is so good at what he does i wish he was mi husband,i would fuck him all damn day

by taylor sweet September 23, 2009

Woodcock-Johnson

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010

Eric Johnson

ERIC S.JOHNSON is amazingly talented at the guitar!...but he also plays some awsome piano, and has been known to play a mandelin..He is an amazingly talented musician!!!!!!
Eric Johnson is sweet, sensitive, smart, shockingly good looking, funny, kind, thoughtful, responsible, ripped, fabulous, generous, honest, incredible, fun, is not in any way, shape, or form girly looking, and is THE greatest person alive!

Eric Johnson is my CUP of TEA.
Eric Johnson is a musical genious.
Life without Eric Johnson would be soooooo lame!
I wish i was with Eric Johnson right now.

by tori<3 February 1, 2008

Johnson County

The OC of the Midwest. Don't be Jealous. Sure some of our parents pay for everything, and yes we have some the best schools in the area, and maybe we do have everything any major city and suburbs have except much better and cleaner,and perhaps we get to reap the benifits of the Plaza and Westport except we dont have to live in the Dot, but don't hate us because we're beautiful, love us because from JoCo and we're clearly better than you.

Damn! who was that mofo that just cut me off in his BMW?! oh! he was from Johnson County? I'll forgive him.

by IrishMexi42 July 30, 2008

griffin johnson

The name of that basic and straight white boy in your class who comes from a well off family but acts like they came from the hood. Worships Eminem and wears knockoff Beats By Dr. Dre headphones. He boasts about how well his life is going when he is probably going to grow up to be some hoe's baby daddy or a bartender. If a Griffin Johnson insults you, just remember that he's whiter than milk. Probably has a 1-inch dick

Kelly: Griffin Johnson called me a slut for wearing leggings
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers

by bitch-where June 12, 2016

Shits and Johnsons

n.
The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs.

by William Lee January 22, 2004

Andrew Johnson

The 17th president of the United States, the president who succeeded Lincoln after his assassination. Andrew Johnson is often considered to be one of the worst American presidents, mainly because of his overly laid back treatment of the South which had just lost the Civil War, his lack of concern about now freedman slaves that had no place to work or go due to discrimination in society, and his direct defiance of Congress. Johnson tried to sabotage Lincoln's reconstruction plans and he went to war with Congress until he was eventually impeached, just barely evading removal from office. Johnson was a white supremacist and is mutually agreed by historians to have been a very poor leader.

Some of the worst presidents the U.S. has seen include James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, and Franklin Pierce.

by University of Markov October 28, 2019