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Joe

An overly obsessive male or female who is into you.

A strange person who is stalking you, or is too clingy towards you, mostly after just meeting, texting, talking or kissing etc that person.

A person who stalks you.

Go watch the movie "YOU" and you'll know,
"hey you know drake been Joeing alot lately."
"ohh you know drake he's a real Joe or Joer."
" Ifinna be Joeing onAshley."

Similar: #Joe #Joeing #Joer #Joes #Joed

#obsessive # stalk #creepy
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Joe is very insecure about his sexuality. He often compensates for this by buying more bulking supplements than he will ever be able to take. Not only does he have an extremely short temper but so does his stripper girlfriend. He most likely is only with her to disguise his true feelings that he feels from within. He is most definitely whipped by his narcissistic girlfriend.
Person 1: Have you heard of that guy Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Beta Male.
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Has a pig dick it with strangle you with its screwdriver like features. Watch out guys is scary but it's great be careful its yum yum.
person#1: Omg its Joe

Person#2:omg be care his big dick it long and scary but yum yum
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What a fuck boi. Ewww Joe is such a hoe and he smells of stinky and burnt cheese

Nobody deserves Joe apart from people that names start with E, because they are motherfucken HOOOOEEESSS
Dude: hey did you see that new guy Joe

Dudes Hoe: yea but he was making babies with his mum
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(adj.) to be extremely gay, have little to no friends
(n.) someone who boosts daily
(v.) to boost, have curly hair, rape many babies
"I just raped my little sister Michelle!"

"Ew thats so joe"

"Woah howd u get ur hair so curly?"
"What do u think, im Joe."
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To smoke a cigarette or any other substance.
Yo let me joe that blunt!
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Male: A southern white trash redneck who over uses tobacco products particularly smokeless tobacco also known as "dip" or "baccer" but also smokes cigarettes. Usually lives in a trailer park or shack and is very poor. Uses what money they have to buy tobacco or alcohol. Gets drunk/high every Friday and Saturday. Owns a truck with very large wheels. Will sleep with any woman and has probably slept with a close relative. Doesn't know what a condom is. Doesn't know what math is. Also probably cannot read.

Female: Same as male but got pregnant between the ages of 12 and 15. Usually can be found smoking in the women's restroom while skipping class. Gets into fistfights all the time. Cannot raise their child.
Female1: "I done did got pregnant when me and Joe got drunk a few months ago and did it in the back of Sam's truck."

Female2: "Ain't Joe your cousin?"

Female1: "Heck if I know"

(Both go into bathroom to smoke)

Male1: "Gimme some of that baccer!"

Male2: "Why don't you gimme some of that pot you got in your bag there?"

Teacher: "Children, quiet down! Now George Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas Night, 1776..."

Male2: "Who the f**k is George Washington?"

Male1: "I think it's that thing they tell you to put on your dick when your doing a girl to keep her from getting pregnant."
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