Couch Jockey

A term describing someone who often sits on their ass and does nothing but watch the boob tube in their spare time. Someone who feels the need to man the couch at all times. Also, may be a person who loves video games entirely too much.

My brother is a couch jockey for a living.

by sallypothead December 17, 2003

Lil' Joker

Common street name among thugged out chicanos

"This one goes out to Lil' Joker" --Nick Cannon doing an impersonation of a chicano on Wildin' Out

Orale ese

by imfromcalisuckas November 11, 2006

box jockey

Slang for someone versed in the art of cracking safes.

"They said he could get into anything. They said he's even been in Margaret Thatcher's pussy."

by alfred fellig January 28, 2005

sand jockey

indigenous people of the middle east that ride camels as a means of transportation.

wow, did you see that rocket take out that group of sand jockeys captain

by slapmeat July 30, 2003

sausage jockey

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion, particularly one who favours the "passive" role during homosexual anal intercourse.

Terry: Did you hear about that hairdresser guy Greg having a threesome with the Hilton sisters?

Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.

by Dr. Sven June 28, 2006

jockers

Jockers - People who tries to copy other people or do the things other people are trying to do. Derived from the work Jock.

Dude, what jockers.. they wanna do the same ish we are planning on doing.

by jimmyz July 4, 2005

Jocked

To take something. /Jocked/

He JOCKED his friend's style.

by Jonny Tigre May 25, 2008