Jason

The jokester of the class with a heart of gold. Beneath all the jokes lies a sweet and caring person who'll stand by your side no matter what and have your back at all times, but if you wrong them they don't forget easily and if you keep hurting them they will cut you off like you never existed even if you try to reconnect. They are slow to trust but once you've gained their trust they will be your friend for life. They are extremely sexual and love to talk about the weirdest things. Expect conversations to take a dirty turn. They are extremely smart and love being know-it-alls. The most amazing person you will ever meet. Their favorite color is electric blue, their spirit animal is a wolf and they love animals. Love and cherish them because you will never meet a person like Jason.

"I will always love you Jason"
"Jason is the greatest friend"
"I'm sorry Jason"

by pantherpanther May 4, 2019

Jason

An autistic price of shit that tends to have Kim as their last name

Person1: ur stupid
Person2: ur Jason

Person1:*fucking dies*

by Gabe itch536364 November 7, 2019

Jason

A guy who frowns when he smiles.

Oh hey its jason, is he smiling or frowing?

by WackyWavyArmGuy December 14, 2018

The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019

Jason

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.

girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.

by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020

A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.

Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"

by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023

Jason

He is a class clown. He can make people laugh but he is very annoying. He likes to make fun of short people mostly insult everyone. Jason means a cunt

STOP FUCCKINGG BEING A JASONNN FOR FAK SAKES

by Fatjbgjv April 24, 2018