Jason

mine.

he's mine fuckers, back off. mine. mine. mine. MINE
jason = mine

by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022

Jason

Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.

Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason

by Jason3247 July 3, 2022

jason

idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)

why is jason here, ickkkk

by jg1978 August 20, 2017

Jason

Jason is an adorable man that usually dates men named ezra. They are known for having really big butts and making yummy poop.

jason: hello
boyfriend: were dating

by Poopoo_69 August 29, 2020

Jason

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.

girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.

by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020

The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019

Jason

For he is a great friend with lots of friends and is taken. He is actually very smart and this is not a lie but still girls are hitting up on him. If u don’t believe him dm him and he’ll show u and he is 5ft Asian and again, IS TAKEN

Ohh is that Jason he’s so hot
Jason is so smart

Damm he’s taken I wanted to date him

by Erica costel November 28, 2018