Jam Fart

When A Boy Puts Loads of jam up his arsehole and bends over in front of the girls face and farts the jam over her face. A regular manouverue practiced in cwmbran.

Ben : last night, I checked my fridge and found some Jam...Not just any Jam, Strawberry Jam

Alex: yeah?

Ben: Well My Girl came over, we were going at it and BAM! I hit her with the jam Fart

Alex: Nice!

by Alex and Grant Connection May 15, 2008

jam roll

to lose one's virginity. rhyming slang of to get your hole.

i'll be gettin ma jam roll tonight

by Dave Alfonze October 13, 2003

jam jam

the male genitalia also known as a penis.

Will you show me your jam jam?

by hottie January 13, 2005

Jam Hot

A phrase used by DJ MistaJam on the radio station 1Xtra to describe a quality tune.

This tune is jam hot!

by sky2sb December 17, 2008

jam band

A style of band that may or may not understand the concept of a song but seems to care less. All songs are improvised nonsense. Imagine if you will, the theme song from the TV program Seinfeld being played for two hours in a continuous loop with drum and guitar solos as "accompaniment". As opposed to jazz fusion. Which is actually the same but with horns. The fans participate by playing hacky sack and smoking marijuana. This helps to distract their brains from realizing how terrible the music is. Sometimes there is singing but the bands have no real opinions on anything so it doesn't much matter.

Fans defend this with the oft uttered cliche: "They are all trained musicians and have degrees and stuff." The same defense taken to an extreme would be analogous to going to a dentist for a cleaning and coming out with dentures.

Possible reasons for the popularity of these bands would be that their fans do a lot of shitty drugs such as is the case in the "techno" scene.

I can't tell one of these jam bands apart from another. Are you sure this is a DIFFERENT jam band?

One is the Grateful Dead/Phish and the second is trying to sound exactly like the Grateful Dead/Phish.

"We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little."
--Bart Simpson

by 2wm October 8, 2009

Jam Jam

A condom or prophylactic.

Krista wouldn't let me do her last night because I forgot a Jam Jam.

by Dsxpress March 26, 2010

jam and cheese

Invented by Xav, urban theologist and wordsmith, Jam and Cheese encompasses everything. It may be used as an answer to any question and it will be correct.

How are you today? - Jam and Cheese.

My cat has just died. - Oh, Jam and Cheese

by from Snoglondon December 8, 2004