Wheez the Juice

To imbibe a cold beverage directly from the dispenser...before the store clerk harshes on your grindage.

"What are you doing?!?"

"Link and I were cruisin' the mountain and figured we'd wheez the juice"

by dickie fitz April 20, 2013

Thot juice

Budweiser limearitas and strawberritas

Lets drink a Thot juice

by Stunnabangbang July 07, 2013

Dumpy Juice

Dumpy Juice is really just cum that gets pushed out of a womans asshole. It can also be used as a slur.

That dumpy juice tasted sweet.
You fat fucking dumpy juicer!

by OlliJuicer November 04, 2020

Story Juicing

The act of using storoids in order to make the storytelling of an event that took place sound much more interesting than the actual true events that took place.

Danny was definitely story juicing when he told us the story of what took place at the bar last night.

by StoryJuicer2 December 26, 2011

Womp juice

Nitrous oxide; gets it's name from the sound you hear after taking whip its.

Do you have any womp juice left? I have a baloon.

by Raver X November 18, 2010

Juice Hound

A way to describe someone who consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Someone who looks for alcohol any way they can get it.

"I drank all my beer, got any?"
"Get lost you juice hound!"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

buddha juice

When one's vagina juices mix with their anal juices it forms a wet, sloppy juice with a very pungent, rank odor.

She hasn't showered for days and smells like buddha juice.

Puke! That nasty ass smells like buddha juice!

by fruitmedley December 29, 2018