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jojolands

tentative title for the ninth part of jojos bizarre adventure where we know absolutely fucking nothing because araki is hibernating and/or cooking up the best plot youve ever seen from a man
"jojolands chapter 1 went crazyyy dude"

"my guy it aint even out"
by Schattenjäger June 30, 2022
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JoJofromJerz

What you call a crazy three time divorced Ho that has Trump Derangement Syndrome. Someone so obsessed with spreading lies and false propaganda that they would lose their family and let what little looks they had go to the point that they look like a failed biological experiment. They are so concentrated on spreading hate and lies they believe they are well liked but in reality are just laughed at and made fun of.
The crazy ass bitch spouting off so much nonsense she went from kinda weird to straight JoJofromJerz in less than a week. Must be off her meds.
by BrooklynDad_Defiant May 11, 2023
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Jojo Effect

When you treat a person you’re talking to with the bare minimum respect and humility and they end up obsessing and falling in love with you.
John is going through the Jojo Effect because David treated him like a human being
by that_weird_kid June 12, 2023
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Jojo Pose

When engaging in masturbation, the individual proceeds to enter a stance similar to that of the iconic pose from JoJos Bizarre Adventures. There is a slight bend in the knees, an exaggerated lean backwards, and tight glutes.

*Warning* This pose, when held for long periods of time, can lead to extreme muscle soreness as the accumulation of sweat in the form of a puddle around the feet so remain diligent and so not slip.(I have done that).
You-"Damn bro I'm mad sore in my glutes"
Friend-"What did you do for that to happen?"
You-"When I was beatin last night, I struck and held the Jojo Pose for 2 and a half hours(Real story)
by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023
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Cowboy JoJo

A Lucky Pierre but where the female is in a reverse cowgirl. This allows Lucky Pierre to slip a finger or additional foreign object (or both if preferred) into her anus for additional stimulation. When Cowboy JoJo cums ideally she should shout YEE-HAA!! and wave her hat in a circular motion.
Jenny and Billy and Barry were trying for a straight up reverse cowgirl DP but Barry slipped and Billy got a bit of a surprise, making Jenny the Cowboy JoJo.
by Dr. Saucy Jack April 28, 2014
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George Jojan

The cool brown kid that every likes and loves
George Jojan plays Minecraft
George Johan plays Fortnite
by PaCmAnTrOlLeR21 June 26, 2019
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