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Jamaican Shower 

When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.
Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.
Jamaican Shower by matt_rage May 18, 2020

jamaican sauna

“You guys really turned my car into a Jamaican sauna. I’m barbecued.”
jamaican sauna by Stu Woodside December 7, 2020

jamaican sauna

“You guys really turned my car into a Jamaican sauna. I’m barbecued.”
jamaican sauna by Stu Woodside December 7, 2020

jamaican crab go crunch 

15 british/jamaican person who does boxing
have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?

jamaican sloppy joe 

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass
I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom

Jamaican Cream Supreme 

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.
Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!