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Jamaican party popper

A large penis belonging to a man of jaimacan decent, which upon pulling on it causes it to leak semen instantly
Rasta Billy has a large JAMAICAN PARTY POPPER
by Nibbasinsidemybutthole August 31, 2019
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jamaican thirst

a phrase i made up to descibe the yearning to get drunk.
My goodness! Its been weeks since I've last gotten obliterated and I've developped the biggest Jamaican thirst!
by xocyndirellaox June 21, 2008
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jamaican tootsie pop

When you take your friends toe and shove it in your ass and then take it back out and cut it off. Then wrap it up in paper and let chill. When you proceed to eat it it will be like a tootsie pop.
Bro I had the best damn Jamaican tootsie pop ever last night with Humey.
by ItsDonnyP July 11, 2016
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Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
mugGet the Jamaican Press Conferencemug.

Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.
Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!
by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020
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jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.
Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!
by poppymemedude February 13, 2017
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jamaican crab go crunch

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020
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