Jabloated

Something that is cool or exciting

Bro that kick flip was jabloated

by Carchase5157 July 16, 2025

Jablow

That one friend who always looks like they just rolled out of bed but somehow makes it fashion. Usually found in oversized sweaters and rocking weirdly intimidating headbands.

He looks Jablow!!!

by Mikeyyyzz September 13, 2025

Jalorping it

Jerking it especially sensually or silly, masturbation with utmost whimsy

“I need to go home and do some jalorping it.”
“God, I’m so happy, I’m just jalorping it.”

by caess4ltz October 25, 2025

Jaunty Jalopies

men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*

Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies.

by Kloie Mariah's Mommyy May 18, 2011

Sloppy jaloppy

When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.

Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes

by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018

Sloppy Jaloppy

A women that's had many sexual partners in her 20s and claims that she still wants love in her 30s/40s

Men, don't settle for a Sloppy Jaloppy, she had her fun.

by Mr. LandeR December 4, 2020

Slopy jalopy

When you have rough sex and before you finish you slip out cum on your hand and slap her in the face.

‘Me and Emma had sex, I gave her a slopy jalopy’

by Alfie Clark Jeavons January 11, 2021