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Japanese Cars

nice looking cars...gee, james lowe sure loves those ford focuses
Lenny: wow homers got one of those robot cars!
(crash!)
Carl: one of those AMERICAN robot cars...
Japanese Cars by American Muscle February 24, 2005

Japanese Kitty 

An extremely amazing, lovable cat from Japan. He will usually be found under your mattress, waiting to strike. He likes cinnamon rolls and will smile creepily at you every second you're around him. He can take over your mind if you don't block him out. Check under your bed for a Japanese Kitty. Or a Boomshika. Either one is highly dangerous.
person 1: *looks under bed.* *looks up shocked*
person 2 : WHATT !?

person 1 : WTF . why is Japanese Kitty under my bed !?!?!??!?

person 2 : i don't know.

Japanese Rain Goggles 

A sexual term made up by Charlie Sheen in season 10, episode 8, that a woman, Courtney, does to him.
Alan: "how'd you get the black eye?"

Charlie: "from the japanese rain goggles courtney gave me last night
Japanese Rain Goggles by muimhneach November 26, 2010

japanese flag 

1. when a female has her period on your white sheets

2. when you fuck a virgin and she bleeds on your sheets
that bitch bled on my sheets so i hung it out the window
japanese flag by R()$$ December 26, 2004

Japanese Tourist 

An Asian national that is visiting the United States. They typically carry cameras and take pictures of many things. They also have a tendency to jabber noisily in Asian languages. People find them a bit on the obnoxious side and tend to make jokes about them. Typically found on the West Coast of North America.
The Japanes Tourist took a picture of the seagull.
Japanese Tourist by JoesGeo November 5, 2003

japanese flag 

Last nights vindaloo left me with an arse like a Japanese flag!!!
japanese flag by Chimp Boy July 29, 2003