japots

Noone knows exactly what a japot is. Google searches result into webpages the mysterious person have made a mark ok. Only a select few truly know who the person behind the mystery is.

What the fuck is a japot?

by Japots August 4, 2004

Japanke

The hilarious and ironic way in which your idiot auto-complete cell phone tries to type the word "karaoke."

(via text) Hey do u wanna go 2 japanke 2moro nite?

by Breezy-o April 8, 2012

Japsycho

A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.

Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?

by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

Jerold of Japan

Jerold of Japan is a legendary samurai, who lives in the Japanese island district of Sugondese. Jerold is good friends with the Shogun at Sugondese, which is none other than Keanu Reeves. The Shogun Keanu Reeves and Jerold of Japan defended their homeland from the evil Mongol army that was led by Bertram Khan with the aid of Captain A. Beard. and Big V The Fantastic Spartan. Years later Jerold then joined the Lemonators so that they could free the world from all evil such as FFA and MESA.

Its our lord and savior Jerold of Japan.

by Captain Angel Beard January 7, 2022

japhet

A cute boy with a lovely sense of humour and got catch for the ladies he respects the well being of others and trys to stay away from harm and dangerous prospectives

A japhet can kiss a girl and make her feel so loved

by togluna December 27, 2011

Jappbar

Används för att beskriva en person som man skulle kunna tänka sig delta i en parningsakt med. Oberoende av eventuella behov av papperspåse eller liknande medel för att utföra nämnd akt.

"Det där objektet är jappbart"
"Hon kanske inte är så snygg men hon är jappbar"

by CHeekt May 7, 2016

Japanese Culture

The rich culture and history of Japan and it's people. While it should be loved and respected, it should not be obsessed with and worshiped, as many American Anime fans do today. Many of the said fans will claim to know everything about Japan and it's history simply because they watched an Anime. Usually Anime/Manga is the only thing they really like about Japan. If you are Japanese (like myself), many of these fans will come up to you and randomly say words from the Japanese language and expect you to be impressed. They will also expect every Japanese person to be as in love with anime as they are, and will hate you if you simply say you don't care for anime.

Anime Fan: Hey! Did you watch (Insert Anime here)? It's so awesome! Because I've watched it, I know everything about Japanese Culture! Plus, (Insert random character here) is so hot!

Me: No, Honestly I don't care for Anime. And Frankly, I don't find fictional characters attractive, given the fact that they're fictional.

Anime Fan: But you're Japanese! You have to like Anime!

me: Well, I don't.

Anime Fan: You Hater! I thought you were Baka, but I was wrong!

me: *Rolls eyes*

by Takeo Hayashi October 23, 2011