ingrown toenail

A red, enflamed bulb of skin that grows over the side of your toenail. Usually considerably annoying and mildly painful until it is removed by a doctor. What the doctor will do is anesthetize your toe and cut away part of the toenail, and that part will have to grow back over several months.

Ingrown toenail is caused by clipping your toenail too deep on the sides, or by chewing your toenails. Don't do it unless you want a trip to the doctor.

You will know you have an ingrown toenail when the toe starts to bother you around 5-7 days after you caused the trauma. It will CONTINUE TO GROW until you get it removed, it will never go away. It will develop scab tissue over the enflamed part to protect itself.

Johnny clipped his toenails too close to the skin on the sides, and several months later he had an ingrown toenail. His complaint was, "Then why do they make the toenail clippers curved on the sides?"

Betsy developed the unfortunate habit of chewing on her toenails, and several weeks later she had 2 ingrown toenails.

by Pyro23 June 29, 2011

Look into it

When you are so shit at your job and too lazy to fucking work, simply reply to your work colleagues that you will ‘look into it’ when in reality you will do fuck all about it

Yo Simon, I asked you to fix that fucking door. Now it has fell off and squashed a child. What the duck you gonna do about it

Hey man, quit sweating. I’ll look into it

by Rookie boi June 30, 2018

into the woods

a play about fairy tale characters wanting their wish to come true and in the end they get it

cinderella went into the woods to get her wish.

by Corie June 16, 2004

Fuck'intosh

Another name for an Apple Computer. Often derogatory, used when the computer is not working correctly or is incompatible with some software. Derived from the original name for Apples, (Macintosh)

"What kind of computer did you buy?"
"A Fuck'intosh."

by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007

bumped into

To meet someone accidentally -- past tense, as opposed to just "bump into".

My friend and I, being avid tennis players, bumped into each other when visiting the local courts.

by David "common name" Green April 28, 2008

Introphobia

Introphobia ɪntrəʊfəʊbiə is the irrational fear of leaving a message on an answering machine due to the possibility of ending up on the intro of a (most commonly Rap or Hip-Hop) album.

THOT called me last night but I couldn't answer so it went to voicemail. I'd tell her to leave a message but she has introphobia.

by Introphobiac May 10, 2018

CRITICAL INTROSPECTION

A wonderful and necessary tool for self-improvement that involves looking into the mirror and recognizing and accepting one's own faults and shortcomings so as to become more humble and less proud. Pride is a deadly sin, not a positive trait.

CRITICAL INTROSPECTION has made me understand what I need to improve about myself. As a result, others have become more tolerant of my presence.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022